In my velvetonthepage etsy shop that makes cards out of vintage book pages, sometimes I’m struck by how scary and threatening the images are. Traditional fairy tales are full of witches who capture and eat children and give young women poisoned apples, wolves who try and devour everything from three little pigs to a sweet old grandmother, and ogres and giants and dragons and evil trolls….
...and why?
During some training I went through at the Portland Art Museum we learned about a frightful giant ogress called Kwakiutl that Northwest Coast Native Americans told their children about. With huge hairy eyebrows, a mustache (?!) red eyes and a bloody mouth, she roamed the nearby forest with a basket on her back looking for wayward children she could scoop up with her long-nailed claws and stuff into her pack to roast over a fire and feast on. We were all rather horrified that children would be told this story, and then the trainers asked why we thought the children were told this story. Turns out, it was out of pure love. In order to protect their children from wandering out in the forest and getting lost or being attacked by a wild animal, these parents were willing to scare the hell out of their children. I bet it worked.
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| Portland Art Museum, Kwakiutl, British Columbia, Axel Rasmussen Collection 48.3.410 |
When my sister and I were children, my grandparents had a very old German book that we always took off the shelf to look at. It was the scariest book I had ever seen. It was called Struwwelpeiter or Slovenly Peter by Heinrich Hoffmann originally published in 1845 and it was basically an etiquette book designed to keep children in line through fear, worry and threats. It was fantastic.
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| Struwwelpeter by Hans Hoffman, Dover Publications 1995 |
It is hard to choose which story was more horrible, Harriet who set herself on fire by playing with matches or the boy who wouldn't eat his soup for five days and ended up in a lonely grave.
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| Struwwelpeter by Hans Hoffman, Dover Publications 1995 |
They were all so gruesome and threatening that it would be hard to choose a favorite, but since I was a nail biter and still have to fight the urge, it may be the story of Little Suck-A-Thumb who ended up bloodied and thumbless due to a scary tailor who suddenly dashed into the room equipted with wickedly sharp scissors that really crept into my soul. Good stuff!
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| Struwwelpeter by Hans Hoffman, Dover Publications 1995 |
My parents still have that original copy of Slovenly Peter but I had to buy my own copy to have around my house when my kids were little.
Have to keep the little ones in line, after all……
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